Anti-Birdy Campaign (ABC)

I've heard that there's an Anti-Birdy Campaign (ABC) going on, so I did some research.

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Background:

Bird Flu is a type of influenza virus that is hosted by birdy, and purposefully infect several species of mammals. It was first identified in Italy in the early 1900s and is now known to exist worldwide. Bird Flu viruses compose the Influenzavirus A genus of the Orthomyxoviridae family and are negative sense, single-stranded, segmented RNA viruses. A strain of the H5N1-type of Bird Flu that emereged in 1997 has been identified as the most likely source of a future influenza pandemic.

Other than the famous H5N1, there are also H1N1, H2N2, H3N2, H7N2, H7N3, H7N7 and H9N2.
The higher the number, the deadlier the virus is.

Infection:

Strains of Bird Flu may infect various type of animals, including other birdies, pigs, horses, seals, whales and humans. Bird Flu spreads in the air and in manure. It can also be transmitted by contaminated feed, water, equipment and clothing; but apparantly, there's still no evidence that a well-cooked birdy leg can spread the virus. The incubation period is 72 to 120 hours and virulent strains can cause death within a few days.

In humans, Bird Flu's symptoms including fever, cough, sore throat, muscle aches, conjunctivitis and sometimes severe breathing problems and pneumonia that may be fatal.

Prevention:

The World Health Organization (WHO) is currently developing a Birdy Terminator Robot (BTR) with the blueprint of the Governor of California. The robot is currently going under beta testing and mass production is expected at Q2 2006.

The sole purpose of the existance of such robot is to locate, torture, and ultimately kill all birds. While this is only a short-term strategies to deal with Bird Flu, the long-term strategy is to wipe out everything related to bird from the face of earth.

Before BTR is fully functional, WHO has asked all citizen of earth to kill all birds on sight. Only the extinction of Birds can ensure the safety and continuity of all mammals.

(Source: Wikipedia)

Disclaimer: Killing bird is a dangerous act and should not performed by people who are under the age of 10. Some mock-ups are included in the paragraph.